# Fru-Markusen`s Hjemmeside #

Jeg hedder Inger Markussen og bor på Stalmosevej 8 i Simmelkær. ingerm@dlgmail.dk

# FREDAG DEN 1 JUNI 2007 #

<p align="left"> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blink.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/shocked.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wow.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/confused.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blush.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/whistling.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blink.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wow.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blush.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/whistling.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/cool.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" />  <br /><font color="#800080">Hej! Jeg hedder Inger Markussen, Er gift og bor på en gård i Simmelkær, og har </font><font color="#800080">gjort det efterhånden i 39 år. Min store hybby er </font><font color="#ff0000"><u>porcelænsmaling</u></font><font color="#000000">¤</font> <font color="#800080"></font><font color="#ff0000"><u>musik</u> </font><font color="#000000">& </font><font color="#ff0000"><u>min egen hjemmeside</u></font><font color="#800080"> som lyder: <em><u>fru-m</u></em></font><font color="#800080"><em><u>arkusen`s hjemmeside. </u></em>Porcelænsmaling begynder vi med om efteråret i september og 10 uger frem. Derefter fra januar og 10 uger frem? Musikken er mit et og alt, dem får mig i godt humør, hvis jeg hænger med mulen? Og jeg møder mange mennesker ude i den vide verden, som har samme interresse? Mine favoritter er <em><u>Bjørn & Okay</u></em> samt <em><u>Kandis</u></em>. Jeg er ude og høre dem, hver for sig eller sammen, til <em><u>ATH</u></em> hvor begge orkestre spiller <em><u>NONSTOP</u></em> hele aftenen uden pauser, og til sidst når de står på scenen alle 8 og fyrer den af det sidste kvarter. Det er ALLE pengene værd. Fra min side "Ti hver ti fald" som "Bamse"  fra "Bamse & Kylling" siger??<br /><br /></font><font color="#ff0000"><font size="4"># <em><u>Længe leve musikken</u></em> #</font><br /><br /><em><u><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/shocked.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wow.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/confused.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blush.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/whistling.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/kiss.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blush.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/whistling.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/kiss.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/unsure.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sad.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/shocked.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><br /><br /></u></em></font><font color="#800080">Jeg hedder altså <em><u>Inger Markussen</u></em> med 2 esser. Jeg har giftet mig til det navn og jeg er STOLT af at hedde det?? Før hed jeg <em><u>Jensen?</u></em> og min mor er en <em><u>Grønborg?</u></em>  Derfor alle de krøller? ALLE mor`s søskende piger som drenge, havde krøller. Der en nogle venlige mennesker, der vil lave noget sjovt med mit efternavn og kalder mig for <em><u>Fru Markusen</u></em> med et S. Så det navn lyder jeg skam også. Det bliver jeg også kaldt af næsten ALLE og enhver, som kender mig. Jeg vil kalde det et <em><u>kæle-navn.</u></em> Det er da også en charme?  Men det gør da ikke noget. Jeg er da ikke spor <em><u>snerpet.</u></em> Uha, nej nej.<br /><font color="#ff0000" size="4">  </font><br /><br /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/shocked.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wow.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/confused.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blush.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/whistling.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/kiss.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sad.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/crying.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/mad.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wow.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /></font></p>

# Fru-Markusen`s Hjemmeside #

<font color="#ff0000" size="4"> <font size="3"> <img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" />  Navnet på en "personlig hjemmeside" kaldes et<br />"Domænenavn" og er et navn som man kan købe hos<br />"DK-Hostmaster" hvis det er ledigt, det koster 39 Kr.<br />i kvartalet, det bliver 156 kr kr. om året. Det er et<br />navn som man bruger som sit "Personlige Hjemme-<br />sidenavn" Det er et navn som ingen andre kan bruge<br />så længe jeg har rettighederne til at bruge det? <br />Og det har jeg så længe jeg betaler 156 kr. om året?<br />Og det har jeg da tænkt mig at blive ved med: <br /><strong><u>Lige så længe jeg har min egen <br />"Personlige Hjemmeside"</u></strong><br />Og så er det bare så sjovt at sidde og lave??<br /><br /><br /><br /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/shocked.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/mad.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/crying.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sad.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/unsure.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/cool.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/shocked.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wow.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><font color="#800080"><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/shocked.gif" border="0" /> Det er jo mest indlysende at bruge sit fornavn og efternavn, i sit <br />"Domænenavn" for eksempel:  fru-markussen, i-markussen, eller<br />inger-markussen, med (to ss-er) Men de navne var brugt, så jeg blev jo <br />nød til at finde et andet navn, så var det fristende at bruge mit "kælenavn"<br />blandt venner <u>fru-markusen</u> med (et s) og at det også var ledigt? <br />Derfor blev det det navn jeg valgte og det blev også godkendt?<br />Og jeg tror at ALLE kan huske det navn? (Det ved jeg helt bestemt)<br />Derfor blev det </font><a href="http://www.fru-markusen.dk"><font color="#800080">www.fru-markusen.dk</font></a><font color="#800080">  der blev mit "Domænenavn" til <br /><u>"min personlige hjenmmmeside"</u> Så folk der klikker ind på denne adresse<br />kommer automatiskt ind på min hjemmeside, og kan læse meget om mig??<br />Samtidig er det også terapi for mig? At få lov til at skrive om alt mellem himmel & jord? Om dig & mig?<br /></font><font color="#800080">Og det er da billigt at få terapi for 156 kr. om året?    <br /><br /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/shocked.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/cool.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wow.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/confused.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blush.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/whistling.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/kiss.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/unsure.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sad.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/mad.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/crying.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/cool.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wow.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/confused.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blush.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><br /><br />    </font></font> </font> <font color="#ee82ee"><font size="4"><font color="#810081"><font size="3">                 <a href="http://www.fru-markusen.dk">www.fru-markusen.dk</a></font> </font> <font size="3"> <font color="#000000">#</font><font color="#ff0000">   <u>min mailsdresse er:<font color="#000000"> </font></u><a href="mailto:ingerm@dlgmail.dk">ingerm@dlgmail.dk</a></font></font> <br />                                  </font>      <br />                                  <strong><font color="#ff0000"><br /></font><font color="#0000ff"><font size="4"><em>                </em></font></font><font color="#ff0000" size="6"><u>Fredag den 1 juni 2007.</u></font></strong></font><br /><br /><br /><br /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blink.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/shocked.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/cool.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wow.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/confused.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blush.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/whistling.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/kiss.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/unsure.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sad.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/crying.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/mad.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/mad.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/hehe.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/whistling.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blush.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/confused.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wow.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/confused.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/blush.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/whistling.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" />

"Vores kære dreng CLAUS"

<img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sad.gif" border="0" /> For at folk bedre kan forstå hvordan det føles at miste det<br />ALLERBEDSTE man har. Har jeg lavet en hel side om CLAUS. Hvor<br />man kan læse lige fra fødslen til han bliver begravet den 31-10<br />1998. 27 år gammel. Der er et hul i mit hjerte resten af livet.<br />Dette er det sidste billed der blev taget af Claus, ved vores nabo<br />Doris & Aksel Sørensen`s Guldbryllup i Simmelkærhus  den 8-10-<br />1998. Ugen efter den 16-10-1998, blev han jo kørt ned bagfra af<br />et lastvognstog som var læsset med 35 tons jern? UHA, UHA UHA.<br /><br /><u><font color="#ff0000">Jeg er meget glad for at jeg kan tåle at se små børn, og ikke lø-<br /></font><font color="#ff0000">ber skrigende væk .Når jeg nu ingen selv har?? Det ville være forfærdeligt,  ikke bare for mig??<br /></font></u><br /><br />         MEN KUN GODE MINDER.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />

<img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /> <font size="3">Se de nye billeder fra Inger`s 70 års fødselsdagsfest i Simmelkærhus den 12-9-2009</font><font size="4">.  "<em><u>Under Inger`s Billedbog </u></em>"<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img 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"Bare et kært minde"

<img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/shocked.gif" border="0" /> Jeg syntes bare at det er synd for familien Hansen. Med<br />det der er sket for den lille familie, Nu er de 3, før var de 4?<br />Jeg har lavet en lille billedserie af familien under begravelsen,<br />og billeder af Helle & Johnny med børnene, Cecilie & Caroli-<br />line, Jeg kalder siden "Mindeside" Jeg håber ikke det giver<br />anstød? Jeg ønsker at Johnny har mod og styrke til at kom-<br />me "op igen" Det er en kamp at komme igennem det, sorgen<br />bliver ved med at sidde i kroppen resten af livet. Det den lil-<br />le familie har oplevet sætter sine spor. Heldigvis har de fami-<br />lien omkring sig. Og GLEM endelig ikke musikken.<br />Den gør underværker??? <u><font color="#ff0000">JEG VED DET.</font></u><br /><br /><u><font color="#ff0000">Bare et kært minde?</font></u>

"Et nyt liv for Johnny og pigerne"

<img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /> Nu 13 måneder efter Helle`s bortgang, kan man læse<br />i aviserne at Johnny er blevet glad igen. og det skyldes på <br />flere områder hans nye kæreste Gitte. Dejligt at se, at der <br />kommet styr på det hele. Så er livet også MEGET nemmere,<br />at komme igennem. Så kan vi fans også glæde os over hans <br />nye lykke. Der er RIGTIG MANGE der siger at det er alt for<br />tidligt efter Helle`s død? Vel er det ikke spor for tidlig. Man<br />skal tage imod kærligheden når den kommer- Så blæse være <br />med hvad andre mennesker siger?  DET HAR DE NEMLIG IKKE<br />SPOR FORSTAND PÅ? DET MÅ I GODT SIGE AT JEG HAR SAGT.<br /><br />Jeg har lavet en lille serie om Gitte & Johnny med billeder.<br /><br />

Gitte, Johnny & Nicklas.

<img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/wow.gif" border="0" /> Et dejligt billed af familien Hansen. Nu håber jeg der er <br />kommet ro på det hele? Det er bare så dejligt at se Johnny<br />glad igen.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />

"Gitte & Johnny Dahlgaard Hansen"

<img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" /> Så oprandt den dag som Gitte & Johnny havde set  frem til<br />nemlig den 8-6-2014, hvoe de blev gift i Bøvlingbjerg Kirke. Et   <br />rigtigt pinsebryllup. Tillykke med det.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" 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<p> <strong> <font color="#ff0000"> <font color="#ff0000"> <em>         </em> <br /><br /><br /> <u>Dette er billeder fra mine stuer som symboliserer:  > KIG IND <</u><br /><br />                                 </font> </font> <br /><u><br /><br /></u>    <font size="5">><u>Velkommen til at kigge ind<</u></font></strong> </p>

<p> <strong> <font size="4">             "Min Kandisveninde Henny"<br />             "Mine Hjemmeside Besøg"<br />             "Inger`s Billedbog"<br />             "Inger`s Dagbog"<br />             "Inger`s Familie"<br />             "Kandis Fanfest"<br />             "Billetsamling"</font> <br />                  <font size="4">"Puslespil"</font><br />                  <font size="4">"Claus"</font></strong> <br />                <br />                 </p>

   <strong>        <font size="4">"Mine oplevelser med Bjørn & Johnny"</font><br />           </strong><strong><font size="4">"Mine oplevelser med Bjørn & Okay"<br /></font>           </strong><strong><font size="4">"Mine oplevelser med Kandis"<br /></font></strong><strong>           <font size="4">"Julehilsner" (Musikvenner & Familie)<br />        "Julemærker gennem 40 År"<br /></font>           <font size="4">"Sider med Musikoplevelser"</font><font size="4"><br /></font>           <font size="4">"Mine Yndlingssange"<br />        "Porcelænsmaling"</font><font size="4"><br />        "Private Julekort"<br /></font>           <font size="4">"Feriebilleder" o. m. m.<br />        </font></strong>

<p> <strong> <font color="#ff0000" size="4">             <font color="#0000ff" size="5"># <u>Se mere under de forskellige sider</u> #</font></font> <br /> <br /> </strong> </p>

# FIRMA SLOGANS #

<strong> <font size="4">Kalenderfirma: Køb dine kalenderer hos os, og dine dage er talte.<br />Hårfjerningafirma: Tag skridtet i dag.<br />Rengøringsfirma: Vi laver ikke spor-vi fjerner det.<br />Skilt på ligvogn: Overhal bare, vi henter dig senere.<br />Tømmerfirma: Selvskabs-tæmmere.<br />Festudlejning: Alting til festen, undtagen gæsten.<br />Stilladsfirma: Så længe de er stive er, er du i live.<br />Hundesalon: Vov pelsen.<br />Autolakerer: Vi maler alle farver, også sort.<br />Stenhugger: Vi hugger alt.<br />Æg- firma: Vi er skøre i skallen, men vi er friske.<br />Renseri: Altid på pletten.<br />Bageri: Vi bager kager om dagen, og boller om natten.<br />Frisør: Vi klipper byens spidser.<br /><br /><font color="#ff0000" size="5"><font size="4"> <u>En sjov "vits" eller hvad man kalder sådan noget, jeg fandt på "nedisgaB" af "Herning Folkeblad" fredag den 11-7-2008.<br /></u></font></font><br /><br /><img width="20" height="20" 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# LATTERKASSEN #

<font size="4"> <strong> <font size="5">Kvinde & Kvinde imellem?<br /></font> </strong> <br /> <font size="3">Hvad er en mand i saltsyre?<br />???<br />Et løst problem!<br /></font> <br /> <font size="3">Hvornår er en mand 10 kroner værd?<br /></font>???<br /><font size="3">Når han skubber en indkøbsvogn!<br /></font><br /><font size="3">Hvad er forskellen mellem en mand og yoghurt?<br /></font>???<br /><font size="3">I yoghurt er der kultur!<br /></font><br /><font size="3">Hvad kalder man mænd der har mistet 90 procent af deres <br />intelligens?<br /></font>???<br /><font size="3">Enkemænd!<br /></font><br /><font size="3">Hvad er en mand der springer ud fra 15 etage?<br />???<br />Et bidrag til "Bo bedre"!<br /></font><br /><font size="3">Hvorfor skal en kvinde hellere være smuk end klog?<br />???<br />Fordi mænd bedre kan se end tænke!<br /></font><br /><font size="3">Hvorfor har mænd et gen mere end en hest?<br />???<br />Så de ikke drikker af spanden, når de vasker bilen!<br /><br />Hvorfor kan mænd godt lide blondinevitser?<br />???<br />Fordi de forstår dem!!<br /></font><br /><font color="#ff0000"><font color="#000000">          </font><strong><u># Læservits fra Herning Folkeblad den 11-10-2008 #<br /><br /></u></strong></font><br /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/hehe.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/hehe.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/hehe.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" style="width: 21px; height: 20px;" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/hehe.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/hehe.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/tongue2.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/sick.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/hehe.gif" border="0" /><img width="20" height="20" src="/aspnet_client/FreeTextBox/images/smilies/w00t.gif" border="0" /></font> <br />

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